Owen

Owen★ 4.0

It’s like the developers took acid and read a bunch of Eastern European fairy tales. This is a good thing!

Owen★ 5.0

In my restless dreams I get aroused and piss my pants when a sexy scary nurse lady comes at me with a knife.

Owen★ 5.0

Be handsome, be muscular, behead zombies. Can’t get much better than that. Good mini-game DLC. I hope the story DLC goes a bit deeper.

Owen★ 1.0

Resident Evil? More like Resident Shit: Call of Doody.

Owen★ 5.0

A love letter to all of the games that came before it. Perfect mix of horror and action. Very bloody. Bloody fun!

Owen★ 4.0

First few hours scared the bejeebies outta me, almost didn’t want to finish it. Quite an insane jump from RE6 to this. I had a lot of fun when I wasn’t pissing my pants. This is my second review where I’ve mentioned piss. Coincidence?

Owen★ 3.0

It’s like if you took RE4 and set it in Africa, and you gave it military action vibes instead of spooky horror vibes.

Owen★ 5.0

Characters are too cool. Story is too awesome. Gameplay is too fun. Wouldn’t recommend if that doesn’t sound good to you.

Owen★ 5.0

Held my piss in to finish this one.

Owen★ 3.0

Cool idea. Beautiful environments. Awkward execution.

Owen★ 5.0

President’s daughter is equipped with ballistics (boobies).

Owen★ 2.0

Can’t believe Capcom did this to us.

Owen★ 5.0

Peak.

Owen★ 5.0

Survival horror perfected. Flawless.